Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
George Bernard Shaw
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
Alanis Morissette
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Carlin
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Fred Allen
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
James Thurber
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Harry S. Truman
You're only as good as your last haircut.
Fran Lebowitz
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